Your customers already wrote your best ads.
Your competitors are already mining your weak spots. Telperis finds their angles first — in real reviews, in your customers' own words, with the receipts attached.
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"Shipping took 3 weeks and tracking never updated once."
— Trustpilot, 1★
"They no longer accept phone calls. Emails have been ignored."
— Trustpilot, 1★
"After 6 months of normal use, the shoes started ripping from the insole."
— Trustpilot, 2★
TELPERIS#1
"What if you always knew exactly where your order was?"
[ based on 41 reviews ]
#2
"What if a shoe company actually picked up the phone?"
[ based on 31 reviews ]
#3
"Sustainable shouldn't mean 'buy a new pair every 6 months'"
[ based on 18 reviews ]
"Shipping took 3 weeks and tracking never updated once."
— Trustpilot, 1★
"They no longer accept phone calls. Emails have been ignored."
— Trustpilot, 1★
TELPERIS#1
"What if you always knew exactly where your order was?"
[ based on 41 reviews ]
#2
"What if a shoe company actually picked up the phone?"
[ based on 31 reviews ]
Stop guessing what to say in your ads.
Your market already told you — across thousands of reviews you'll never read by hand. Telperis mines them and hands you the angles, hooks, and exact phrases that convert, each backed by the reviews behind it.
One report. Everything you need to write better ads today.
Your customers are already telling you what they want. Telperis reads every review and hands you the brief — structured, evidence-backed, and ready to run.
Ad Angles
5 ranked angles with hooks + headline variations — ready to paste into your ad manager
Pain Points
What buyers are actually frustrated by, ranked by frequency and emotional weight
Desires
The outcomes and transformations customers are seeking — in their own words
Objections
The hesitations that kill conversions — surfaced so your copy can preempt them
Competitor Gaps
Unmet needs from your competitor's worst reviews — your positioning opportunities
Phrase Bank
Verbatim customer language to swipe directly into ad copy, subject lines, and landing pages
Evidence Count
Every insight tagged with how many reviews support it — no invented confidence
CSV + PDF Export
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Same intel. One is a Tuesday. One is a career.
Your next winning ad is hiding in your competitor's 1-star reviews.
Every 1-star review of the brand you're up against is a list of unmet needs — in the words of the customer they lost. Telperis mines those too. Most tools only read your own reviews. That's the difference between defense and offense.
"Isn't this just ChatGPT?"
No. And the difference matters.
Generic AI
- — Invents copy from training data
- — "Customers love the quality" — vague, untestable
- — No source. No receipts. No way to verify.
- — Sounds confident. Converts like a guess.
Telperis
- [+] Reads your actual reviews — yours and competitors'
- [+] "Give it 21 days" — 47 reviews, real turning point
- [+] Every angle tied to the reviews that prove it
- [+] If the data's thin, it says so. No faked confidence.
Built different by design
Evidence, never invented.
If the data's thin, Telperis says so.
Real words win.
Your customers' actual phrasing — never sanded into marketer-speak.
Receipts on everything.
Every angle is tied to the exact reviews behind it.
Specificity over sentiment.
Not "customers like the quality" — the non-obvious angle you couldn't get on your own.
This is what you get in ~90 seconds.
The Angle Report: ranked ad angles, each backed by the exact reviews that prove it. Drop in a URL, get your swipe file — with receipts.
An established DTC footwear brand
Angle Report · 87 negative reviews analyzed
Ad Angles
5 ranked angles with hooks and headline variations — ready to copy into your ad manager
Illustrative sample — real data, brand anonymized
Position against the 'impossible returns' trap
Based on: returns process complaints in competitor reviews
Attack the ghost-town customer service
Based on: “no phone, no response, no resolution” complaints
+ 3 more angles: durability crisis (18), sizing chaos (14), redesign backlash (11)…
How it works
Drop in a product URL.
Trustpilot — your product or a competitor's. One URL per report. More review sources are on the roadmap.
Telperis pulls real reviews and reads every one.
Ranking pain points, desires, and objections by how often and how hard people say them.
You get the Angle Report.
Hooks, headlines, and a verbatim phrase bank — each tagged with the reviews that prove it. Copy, test, scale.
Who it's for
Do customer research for ten clients in the time it used to take for one. Walk into every kickoff already knowing the angles.
Look like a team of five. Built by a marketer who was an army of one.
"Built by a marketer who was an army of one."
Telperis exists because the solo in-house marketer — juggling creative, media buying, and reporting with no research budget — deserves the same customer insight that used to require a team. If you've ever guessed at ad copy because you didn't have time to read through every review yourself, this is for you.
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Run one Angle Report every month — free, forever. See exactly what the tool does before you commit to anything.
- [+]1 Angle Report per month
- [+]Own product or competitor teardown
- [+]Full report — hooks, headlines, evidence tags
- [+]CSV + PDF export
- [+]No credit card, no commitment
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- [+]Unlimited Angle Reports
- [+]Trustpilot review scraping (more sources on the roadmap)
- [+]Competitor gap analysis
- [+]Copy-ready hooks, headlines, primary text
- [+]Evidence tags with source reviews
- [+]CSV + PDF export
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Before you decide.
No. ChatGPT invents copy based on what sounds plausible. Telperis reads actual reviews — yours and your competitors' — and surfaces the angles your buyers already use to describe the problem. Every angle comes with the source reviews attached. You can verify it, quote it, and build ads around language that's already converting in the wild.
Trustpilot today — Amazon, Google Reviews, and more are on the roadmap. Drop in a Trustpilot URL for your brand or a competitor's. One URL per report.
No. Telperis doesn't touch your ad accounts, Shopify store, or any internal data. It reads publicly available reviews. Nothing sensitive is required.
Competitor reviews fill the gap. If your brand is new, Telperis mines your competitors' reviews to surface what buyers in your category care about — which is often more useful than your own sparse data.
No. Sign up and run your first report for free — no card required. If you want unlimited reports, upgrade to Pro for $29/mo. That's when you'll enter a payment method.
One Angle Report per month. Full output — angles, hooks, headlines, evidence tags, competitor gaps. No watered-down version. If it works, you'll know by report one.